Detox: Day One

Who knew giving up a facebook addiction could be so stinkin' HARD?! It's pitiful, I know. I woke up this morning, and in my half-awake stooper, grabbed my phone and was milliseconds away from clicking that little blue square. Seriously, it's the first thing you do when you wake up, Emily? Yup, can't lie to myself this time. There's no escaping it. And of course, to make matters worse, my husband has been staying away for work a lot... which leaves me plenty of time at home alone with the temptation of boredom (don't tell him I told you, because you might be the boogey-man and come hide under my bed or in my closet and wait until I'm asleep to do crazy stalker things to me). And you know what your mamma taught you about an "idle mind"! But, like they say at AA, "One day at a time." Hey, don't judge, this can be a disease too. I call it "facebookitis", or "chronic social networkatrophy"... no no no, "acute postingmegaly". Okay, okay. I'm done.

Anyways, other than making my strong presence known on pinterest, I have decided that every time I find myself wanting to post something totally useless on facebook, I will take a picture and waste your time with it instead. LUCKY YOU! Please enjoy my desperate attempts to distract myself from my moments of "delirium tremens." (oh, just go Google it, you know it's going to bug you.)

Commence Day One of Operation: Misery Loves Company

(Please feel free to click on the photos so you may see them in all their glory.)



I was feeling rather nostalgic for my beloved Houston Rodeo this morning, so I dressed for the occasion and took a commemorative photo while at my desk at work... I know, don't you wish you were as cool as me? Sometimes I'm jealous of myself.

Part of my lunch: apples, fat free cottage cheese, and crushed flax seed. Sounds gross, tastes amazing.

The other half of my luch that I thought was so interesting, I must share it with my avid readers (all three of you). It's a "salad in a jar", look it up on pinterest if you don't know what it is (awesome idea!). I high-jacked this from a coworker, and it's her homemade dressing consiting of EVOO, white vinegar, honey, and stone ground mustard seed. SO GOOD!

Went to my first Gobbler baseball game of the season to watch my #5!

And that concludes day one! Aren't you glad you wasted your time reading that?... I know I enjoyed sharing it with you. Thank you, come again.

P.S. Just in case you ARE the boogey-man, please be aware that I sleep with a S&W .38 Special within arms reach, and I check under the bed. :D